Cyber Monday: Project Shadowchaser Trilogy

Frank Zagarino dies hard!

Cinemasochism: Black Mangue (2008)

Braindead zombies from Brazil!

The Gweilo Dojo: Furious (1984)

Simon Rhee's bizarre kung fu epic!

Adrenaline Shot: Fire, Ice and Dynamite (1990)

Willy Bogner and Roger Moore stuntfest!

Sci-Fried Theater: Dead Mountaineer's Hotel (1979)

Surreal Russian neo-noir detective epic!

Friday, January 1, 2021

Video Junkie Archive Site


Once upon a time, Facebook pestered the shit out of us to advertise on their platform of rampant assholery. We make precisely zero monies off of this site and shell out real cash for domain names. So we figure fiiiiiiiine, we'll pony up some dough to Mark Fuckerberg and hey, maybe we will get our good word about bad movies out to more cinemasochists like us. Sounds good, right?

We paid for several ad campaigns and after refusing to continue paying for more ads, we were suddenly banned from Facebook. Why? We were labelled "spammers". I don't really think this was retaliation for not continuing to give Facebook money, but considering the lengths that Ebay has gone to, to retaliate against people on their platform, it's not totally far-fetched. Perhaps some people who love Jesus because he hates libruls, darkies and socialism, took offence at our idea of entertainment and marked us as "spam" which Facebook allows you to do. Eitehr way, the upshot is that we were banned. Not for inciting a race war, not for plotting to kidnap a government official, not for advocating the the real world killings of journalists and politicians, just because. It's Facebook and you have no court (not even a kangaroo one), no appeal, no nothing.

Because of this, we were unable to post links in any form to this site. So even the people who are on our personal friends lists could see them. Nope, as far as Facebook is concerned, we are dead. So, we started up a new site and copied all of our stuff over to it. This site will remain as an archive for the links that are already floating around out there, but all of our new stuff will go up on the new and not at all improved site. Please bookmark and follow the new site which can be found here. Sorry for the confusion and thanks for sticking with us.

Video Junkie's New and Not in the Least Bit Improved Site!


Friday, January 3, 2020

December to Dismember (2012-2019)

Our needlessly cruel, abusive and insulting (to us) round up of Christmas horror films. Some of which are actually kind of good!


TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT (1980)






















SANTA CLAWS (1996)





SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 3 (1989)







SILENT NIGHT (2012)








SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 4 & 5 (1990 / 1991)







SAINT (2010)







THE BLACKOUT (2009)








ALIEN RAIDERS (2008)









SATAN CLAUS (1996)









HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS (1972)









TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE (1986) and MONSTERS (1987)







THE CHRISTMAS SEASON MASSACRE (2001)










TALES OF THE THIRD DIMENSION (1984)








SILENT NIGHT, ZOMBIE NIGHT (2009)






FEEDERS 2: SLAY BELLS (1998)








ONE HELL OF A CHRISTMAS (2002)








ICED (1988)








KRAMPUS: THE CHRISTMAS DEVIL (2013)








KRAMPUS (2015)








A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY (2015)








A CADAVER CHRISTMAS (2011)




SANTA CLAUS VS. THE ZOMBIES (2010)










KRAMPUS UNLEASHED (2016)










THE ELF (2017)









THE 12 DEATHS OF CHRISTMAS (2017)









TALES FROM THE GRAVE 2: HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2005)








CHRISTMAS WITH THE DEAD (2012)









CHRISTMAS SLAY (2015)









CHRISTMAS CRUELTY! (2013)









YOU BETTER WATCH OUT! (2013)









ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE (2015)









GOOD TIDINGS (2016)









KRAMPUS: ORIGINS (2018)









ONCE UPON A TIME AT CHRISTMAS (2017)









MOTHER KRAMPUS 2: SLAY RIDE (2018)









ELVES (2018)









SECRET SANTA (2015)









MASSACRE ON AISLE 12 (2016)









RED CHRISTMAS (2016)









MERCY CHRISTMAS (2017)









SECRET SANTA (2018)









BIKINI BLOODBATH CHRISTMAS (2009)









DEADLY LITTLE CHRISTMAS (2009)









SANTA JAWS (2018)









HOLIDAY HELL (2019)









SHELVED (2016)









CHRISTMAS BLOOD (2017)









CHRISTMAS TO DISMEMBER (2016) / DEAD BY CHRISTMAS (2018)








DISMEMBERING CHRISTMAS (2015)