I hope you didn't think we had abandoned our "Buns and Ammo" overview of the world of Andy Sidaris. This is third in his beach, bullets and babes chronicles where he somehow believes the C.I.A. is inhabited by a bevy of beauties. Naturally, his casting sessions probably involved nothing more than flipping through some Playboy issues as lots of 80s Bunnies get nekkid to on and off screen oglers.
Crimelord and businessman Salazar (John Aprea) aka Picasso Trigger is assassinated after donating a painting of a Picasso Trigger fish to a Paris museum. Somehow this is related to events stateside with Texan L.G. Abilene calling in the services of his nephew Travis (Steve Bond). Yes, we are officially on our third Abilene sibling, who is also a detective with bad aim. Travis assembles a team that includes HARD TICKET TO HAWAII holdovers Donna (Dona Speir), Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton), Jade (Harold Diamond), Edy (Cynthia Brimhall) and Pattycakes (Patty Duffek), who now works a Vegas show with Kym (Kym Malin). Along with new acquisition Pantera (Roberta Vasquez), the team plans to take out the remaining members of an organized crime family because...uh...they are going to do something terrible on Monday. Who am I again?

Old C.I.A. agents:
Their replacements. Yay progress!
Donna & Tayrn, back in business!
Is he superglued to the wall?
Meeting of the minds:
WOAH! Check out that awesome painting!
There's a new sheriff in town, boys.
"This is where I do my best thinking."
"Uh, so where is the whey protein?"
"We were told you had a phone problem." (real line)
Patty Duffek, Playboy Playmate May 1984:
Kym Malin, Playboy Playmate May 1982:
"You made a big mistake, sucka!" (real line)
"Don't even blink!" (real line)
Who wears short shorts?
The horrifying realization you're getting
blow'd up by a crutch rocket launcher:
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