After busting some cocaine dealers (who smuggle their stock in pineapples), our busty federal agent duo find themselves delivering a medical serum to an island for Shane Abilene (Michael J. Shane). Yes, another Abilene! Anyway, a storm causes the plane to mess up and they get way off course before landing on a deserted island. They get company quick though when TWO groups show up to locate some lost Japanese gold. You have one group led by Martinez (Rodrigo Obregón, back as yet another different villain) with his two helpers, Andreas (John Aprea, who just got blow’d up in PICASSO TRIGGER) and Bruce (Bruce Penhall, who was also a different character in PICASSO TRIGGER). Confused? Good, now I’m not alone. The other group is led by Anjelica (Teri Weigel) and you know she means business because Al Leong is among her flunkies. But what no one counted on was some some stranded Japanese World War II vet still living on the island. Yes, HELL IN THE PACIFIC with boobs!
We...must...save...the...children! |
I'm guessing they aren't the Fashion Police:
Okay, meeting time:
Easy with that hi-tech computer stuff, guys!
Teri Weigel shows off her...
OMG, look at that lamp!
As my mom always said:
"Never, ever accept room service from Al Leong."
There must be a fetish site for this stuff, right?
Donna & Tayrn using their survival skills:
Must be some kind of Japanese fetish:
Who the hell is the dumbass who coordinated these outfits?
Okay, never mind, all is forgiven on the outfits:
Now I know there is a fetish site for this:
My God, it's full of stars!
Donna delivers the buns and ammo!
The Magic Sword that makes your eyes wonky:
WORST. OLD. AGE. MAKE-UP. EVER!
Sidaris aiming for that "buff Asian male" demographic:
Thrilled to see Buns and Ammo continue. Great Stuff
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